Sun, sex and … a bigger cock?

Everything is better in the sun, right? From hanging out the washing, to cooking summer dinners – even queuing at Tesco is magically transported into something you really don’t mind simply because the sun is shining outside.

That’s common knowledge. What I bet you didn’t know is that the sunshine can also make things even better under the covers (or sheets based on the massive heat wave we’ve been having!) There’s even science behind it, so it must be true.

While we’re sweating and sitting in front of six billion fans to keep cool, men are wondering about with their torso pushed outwards to boast about their ever-growing manhood. Their ego is allowed to grow – it’s just keeping up with what’s downstairs!

Summer penis really is a thing.

The science behind it is that when it’s hot, the blood vessels in the penis can dilate, which then allows it to expand and look bigger. Summer lovin’ at it’s finest – and with good reason!

If you think about it logically, what happens when it’s cold? Exactly. So, logically when it’s hot, the opposite effect is replicated. And while your ‘moves’ may not magically alter (remember, it’s not the size of your tools, but what you can do with them), it’s always nice for a good ego boost. While it’s not technically growing, the heat is ensuring that the blood vessels are dilating to avoid overheating. Ironically, the effect it creates on your partner is the complete opposite. The expression ‘hot under the collar’ is really accurate here!

Changing colour?

And it’s not just the size that changes. The colour of the penis can also shift. Due to the extra blood at the surface of your (improved) penis, the skin around it may appear slightly darker or pinker. That, however, is not an excuse to get out your measuring tape or Dulux colour chart!

So enjoy the heatwave by getting down and sweaty this summer. Make the most out of it – it won’t be long until Britain is ‘faced with the worst Winter in the past sixty billion years’ as the Daily Mail reminds us every single year. Get going, and enjoy that sunshine!

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Hello, I am Kitten T the Editor of #itsakittensworld, passionate about sexual liberation and anything which encourages female sexual empowerment. I Love horses! You can follow me on Twitter for my latest views on the world of KK